We have been tagged by Little Buster

Three things we want for Xmas
1) A boneless ribeye cooked medium rare
2) Our manhood back - it was removed without our permission
3) A squirel that we can catch

Three things we do not want for Xmas
1) To go the vet
2) Our mom to leave us alone at home
3) Baths, nail clipping, any grooming what so ever - we smell just fine